Saturday, February 28, 2009

Big Whiskey and the Groogrux King

I can't decide whether I want to write about the new DMB album, the Ped Egg commercial that still grosses me out or the trough of Jello pudding, popcorn and cookies I've engulfed in the last three days.

So I won't write about any of it.

-M

Friday, February 27, 2009

Beep!

Today i got a lovely phone call from Sarah Rowcliffe.

She got cut off because she kept talking.

Oh Sarah....

-S

Tuesday, February 24, 2009

Stop! In the name of...

...Citizen's Arrest.

MSN reported today that millionaire Nicky Hilton recently placed a homeless man under citizen's arrest at a local IHOP. Now i've heard of the infamous "citizen's arrest" before but really? people actually do that? and can i do that? because, i gotta tell you i would fully utilize all my citizen arresting power if i can.

According to Wikipedia, "Each state with the exception of North Carolina permits citizen arrests if the commission of a felony is witnessed by the arresting citizen, or when a citizen is asked to assist in the apprehension of a suspect by police. The application of state laws varies widely with respect to misdemeanors, breaches of the peace, and felonies not witnessed by the arresting party. American citizens do not carry the authority or enjoy the legal protections of police, and are held to the principle of strict liability before the courts of civil- and criminal law including but not limited to any infringement of another's rights."

hmm. damn. i guess i'll just have to catch Megan in the act of committing a felony. Maybe she's been opening her roommates mail!

-S

Sunday, February 22, 2009

Puppy love


Forget a boyfriend, I want a puppy. Maybe this one?

Saturday, February 21, 2009

They're BAAAAAACK.....

That's right folks, Shamrock Shakes at McDonald's are back!


How amazing was it when I walked into the Dinkytown McDs yesterday and saw the infamous tube of green liquid extending into the ice cream machine? So perfect. and several days ahead of schedule!

And because friends and coworkers are amazing, Katelyn bought me a large shamrock shake and had it waiting for me after i finished my tour.

simply amazing.

(for those who arent a fan of the shamrock shake because you think its too minty. our friend Steven makes his half chocolate/half shamrock which is equally delicious).

-S

Something in the air....

There's something in the air....that shouldn't be there.

Flurries. Ugh.

This morning I woke up to another winter wonderland. Now had it been that magical time before christmas, i would have been in love. But since this has been going on for months, i'm tired of the wet, soppy mess.

For my last winter in MN for a while, it was a rough one. Lot's of snow, bitter cold, sleeping in a pretty much unheated bedroom of 45 degrees every night. blah.

But, warm adventures are on the horizon! I'm ready for the sun and the waves of California, so bring it on!

-S

Wednesday, February 18, 2009

Getting discovered


Sam and Megan: soon-to-be-discovered, if nothing else for our dazzling personalities.
-M