Look for the first volume of my dating memoirs on the shelves sometime around 2020. They keep getting more and more absurd.
-M
Showing posts with label dating. Show all posts
Showing posts with label dating. Show all posts
Saturday, April 11, 2009
Sunday, March 29, 2009
A response
150 pages of immunology have led me to make a response to Megan's post from a guy's perspective.
Winter date location: Sledding. The Depot is too expensive to spend hours skating around in a small circle on bad ice. Sledding provides numerous opportunities to cuddle up together and there is nothing more romantic than crashing and suddenly finding yourself landing on top of each other.
Summer date location: Canoeing. Row out to the middle of a lake, pull your paddles and just take a nap in the middle of the water.
Make-out music: If you're concentrating on the background music while you're making out, it's not good.
Cheap date: Taking a walk through any of the Minneapolis parks. Dont set an end goal, just walk and see where you end up
Best and worst television dating: A double shot of love with the ikki twins (yes!) and the bachelor, boo.
Get it out of the way: "Do you play softball?" The majority of guys will understand what this means.
Questions, comments, concerns? Let us know.
-S
Winter date location: Sledding. The Depot is too expensive to spend hours skating around in a small circle on bad ice. Sledding provides numerous opportunities to cuddle up together and there is nothing more romantic than crashing and suddenly finding yourself landing on top of each other.
Summer date location: Canoeing. Row out to the middle of a lake, pull your paddles and just take a nap in the middle of the water.
Make-out music: If you're concentrating on the background music while you're making out, it's not good.
Cheap date: Taking a walk through any of the Minneapolis parks. Dont set an end goal, just walk and see where you end up
Best and worst television dating: A double shot of love with the ikki twins (yes!) and the bachelor, boo.
Get it out of the way: "Do you play softball?" The majority of guys will understand what this means.
Questions, comments, concerns? Let us know.
-S
Let's date
A long and lyrical Cultural Studies and Comparative Literature paper has kidnapped every appositive and participial phrase out of me. Instead, here is a bulleted best of the best, dating-style.
Winter date location: The Depot
Summer date location: Take your pick of any grassy area, any blanket and any finger foods. My favorite? The grassy knoll behind Minnehaha Falls.
Make-out music: I'm partial to Cloud Cult right now (see previous post), but just no Phish. Please. I become high through iTunes osmosis and it's not pretty.
Cheap date: Maybe it's because I'm a tour guide and have said this joke to hundreds of prospective students (I wonder how many current freshman would recognize me...), but I will stargaze at Tate before I graduate.
Best and worst television dating: Millionaire Matchmaker and Millionaire Matchmaker respectively.
Get it out of the way: "Are you a musician?" Run, ladies, run! Musician are bad news bears, in the sexiest and egotistical and most tempting of ways. I would know.
Questions, comments, concerns? Let us know.
-M
Winter date location: The Depot
Summer date location: Take your pick of any grassy area, any blanket and any finger foods. My favorite? The grassy knoll behind Minnehaha Falls.
Make-out music: I'm partial to Cloud Cult right now (see previous post), but just no Phish. Please. I become high through iTunes osmosis and it's not pretty.
Cheap date: Maybe it's because I'm a tour guide and have said this joke to hundreds of prospective students (I wonder how many current freshman would recognize me...), but I will stargaze at Tate before I graduate.
Best and worst television dating: Millionaire Matchmaker and Millionaire Matchmaker respectively.
Get it out of the way: "Are you a musician?" Run, ladies, run! Musician are bad news bears, in the sexiest and egotistical and most tempting of ways. I would know.
Questions, comments, concerns? Let us know.
-M
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