A long and lyrical Cultural Studies and Comparative Literature paper has kidnapped every appositive and participial phrase out of me. Instead, here is a bulleted best of the best, dating-style.
Winter date location: The Depot
Summer date location: Take your pick of any grassy area, any blanket and any finger foods. My favorite? The grassy knoll behind Minnehaha Falls.
Make-out music: I'm partial to Cloud Cult right now (see previous post), but just no Phish. Please. I become high through iTunes osmosis and it's not pretty.
Cheap date: Maybe it's because I'm a tour guide and have said this joke to hundreds of prospective students (I wonder how many current freshman would recognize me...), but I will stargaze at Tate before I graduate.
Best and worst television dating: Millionaire Matchmaker and Millionaire Matchmaker respectively.
Get it out of the way: "Are you a musician?" Run, ladies, run! Musician are bad news bears, in the sexiest and egotistical and most tempting of ways. I would know.
Questions, comments, concerns? Let us know.
-M
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You picked such odd categories.
ReplyDeleteThe Phish thing killed me.